author:
she didn't want to eat dinner because she doesn't like chicken noodle soup
english teacher:
even though it doesn't say it, we can infer that 17 years ago she encountered an attack from chickens while on a trip to africa visiting her great aunt who was dying from pneumonia which she got from chickens that were being harvested for the great feast
i just spent 20 minutes scrolling through attractive pictures of Darren with my mother and brother
they don’t understand me.
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fun.
“Call Me Maybe (cover)”
fun. | Call Me Maybe (cover)
can’t even now
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